Favorite. Voicemail. Ever.

I have a Droid phone (HTC Eris, specifically), and love how Google attempts to translate my voicemails into text. Never even close to reality. Today was a real treat: I received a very garbled voicemail from my friend Geoff Varosky. I have no idea what he was trying to say, but Google took a stab at translating it anyway, and I thought I’d share:

Hey Christian, just trying to see how you doing. So here you know like hair. I’m going to her and see what police. At this point in time. I’m still trying to crack a leaving voicemail. Call I-25 Orange. Hey listen. I’m gonna be a good apparently did. Pat he’s I was going blade or something like that sport so hey what’s going on. Yeah if. Hey, give me some kinda crap. Ohh, hey corner or something. Or something stay here again so many places that sorry if you have a yahoo group for our record. If you bye hey Speedway psychic pain. Yeah. So off and I’m not sure what to test or plan in the month of September, but we are gonna be doing something. I think you goodbye but 5060 and if if you are going to do together as we at on that user group or suspects. Bye, but that we won’t have one last thing we need to share point kinda lost it before the phone with me so I will be one right around but if you wanna market account saying. Well, it’s about and I don’t know if you are, we’d love to have you here, but I did get an email from Dale if you have a good response heads up that I think X occurs back today but yeah we should not have a stellar sponsors be cool. Hey, it’s me. Sponsors if you had a i was like, and it’s not going to. I’m in. Will lead. Thanks. So hey. Peran after hours. I think it’s pass go through it yet, who has got their company. Dr and few weeks. If you want to take care of this month. If you go for a consult. Thank you it after that pretty much open. So loses some options for you got there Hilgendorf work 3 later or whatever but I’m good way to get that going to pick it up with all that. Just let me know if you will see you all that stuff so and I think that’s about it otherwise. Man, so I put you on a voicemail, but I will talk to you later.

Clear as mud, Geoff.

Christian Buckley

Christian is a Microsoft Regional Director and M365 Apps & Services MVP, and an award-winning product marketer and technology evangelist, based in Silicon Slopes (Lehi), Utah. He is the Director of North American Partner Management for leading ISV Rencore (https://rencore.com/), leads content strategy for TekkiGurus, and is an advisor for both revealit.TV and WellnessWits. He hosts the monthly #CollabTalk TweetJam, the weekly #CollabTalk Podcast, and the Microsoft 365 Ask-Me-Anything (#M365AMA) series.

2 Responses

  1. It makes much more sense… IN JIVE!

    So’s loses some opshuns fo’ ya’ gots dere Hilgendo’f wo’k 3 lata’ o’ whuteva’ but I’m baaaad way t’get dat goin’ t’pick it down wid all dat. Man!

  2. Mikewat says:

    Geoff is very hard to understand!